He’s the meanest
He’s the meanest.
He sucks a horse’s penis.
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass. Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it (slap, slap, slap)
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
S-H-1-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
(melody: Mickey Mouse Club theme)
S-H-I… T-T-Y….. T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (it sucked!), shitty trail (really fucked!)
The motherfucker[s] laid a shitty trail
I would rather drink a beer than hash your shitty trail
S-H-1… T-T-Y… T-R-A-I-L
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Here’s to the hares
Here’s to hares, they’re true blue
They are hashers through and through
They are piss-pots, so they say
Tried to get to heaven but they went the other way
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On
He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot – bang, bang!
He ought to be tied to a urinal.
And left there to fester and rot.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Why Was He Born So Beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He’s no fucking use to anyone,
He’s no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother
But he’s a pain in the asshole to me.
Hash House Harriers
(Melody: The Addams Family)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da
Their running is convulsive,
Their drinking is compulsive,
They really are repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Eagle song
(Melody: My bonnie lies over the ocean)
If I had the eyes of an Eagle
If I had the wings of a crow
I would fly high over the tree tops
And shit on the hashers below
SHIT ON, SHIT ON, shit on the hashers below, below
SHIT ON, SHIT ON, shit on the hashers below
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Bestiality’s Best
(Melody: Tie Me Kangaroo Down)
Chorus:
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best (fuck a Wallaby)
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best
Verse:
Stick your log in a dog, boy
Stick your log in a dog Stick your log in a dog, boy
Stick your log in a dog Because…
Repeat chorus
Other verses (verse structure as above):
Shoot your juice in a moose…
Blow your load in a toad…
Drink the pee of a bee…
Have a deer from the rear…
Put your tool in a mule…
Rub your clitty on a kitty, girls…
Chicken Super Team
(Melody: Penguin Power Team)
CHORUS:
Have you seen a chicken super team,
If you look at me, a chicken you will see,
Chicken attention! Chicken begin!
INSTRUCTION: Left wing! (Left wing!)
Chorus (while flapping left wing)
INSTRUCTION: Left wing! (Left wing!)
Right wing! (Right wing!)
Chorus (while flapping left & right wing)
INSTRUCTION: Left wing! (Left wing!)
Right wing! (Right wing!)
Ass out! (Ass out!)
Chorus (while flapping left & right wing & ass out)
Repeat INSTRUCTIONS with;
Head bob! (Head bob!)
Walk about! (Walk about!)
Do, Re, Me, Drink Song
(Melody: Do, Re, Mi)
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get the beer,
So, I’ll have another beer,
La, lots and lots of beer,
Tea, no thanks, l’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN
Sister Belinda
I like my Beer, it makes me feel queer,
But give me the good old vino.
I like my vino,
It gives me a stand supremo.
Aye, Aye- Yai-Yai
Sí, sí, señora,
My sister Belinda
She pissed out the window
All over my brand new sombrero
INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
(Melody – Swing Low, Sweet Chariot)
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming forth to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan, & what did I see
Coming forth the carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming forth to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that l’m coming too
Coming forth to carry me home.
Variations:
Variations of the chorus, after the song is completed: Humming version!
Silent version (with cumming sounds)
Tourettes: after first line, random curses
He is alright
He’s all right
He’s all right
He’s got a tiny little dick
But he’s all right
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Happy Birthday
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, you asshole,
Hashy birthday, fuck you.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
STOOPID
You’re Stupid, You’re Stupid,
You’re so fucking Dumb,
If it wasn’t for your mother,
you’d be a spot of Cum!
Hash Shirt
(Melody: Meet the Flintstones)
Hash shirt…
Where’s your hash shirt?
You’re the cheapest bastard in history
Hash shirt… Buy a hash shirt.
So you can join us in debauchery
She Shut Up
Thank God she finally shut up,
She’s always fucking bitchin,
So drink your beer, get out of here,
And get back in the kitchen!
She is alright
She’s all right
She’s all right
She’s a little flat chested
But she’s all right
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
All Australians
All Australians are born illegitimate,
born illegitimate, born illegitimate
All Australians are born illegitimate,
bastards through and through
They ain’t got no birth certificate,
birth certificate, birth certificate
They ain’t got no birth certificate,
bastards through and through
They don’t know just who the father is,
who the father is, who the father is,
They don’t know just who the father is, bastards through and through
Father’s Day is a really sad holiday, really sad holiday, really sad holiday, Father’s Day is a really sad holiday, bastards through and through.
Rule Britannia
Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,
Five Chinese crackers up your asshole,
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!
Hitler Has only got one ball..
(Melody: Colonel Bogey March River Kwai)
Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small, Himmler had something simmer,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Moshi Moshi
(when someone is on the phone)
Moshi moshi ano né, ano né, ano né
Moshi moshi ano né, Asshole down down
Down-Down Song
This is your down-down song
It isn’t very long.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Bullshit song
(Melody: My bonnie lies over the ocean)
BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT,
sounds like Bull Shit to me, to me
BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, sounds like Bull Shit to me!
Soldier Song
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and
for thee Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Hymn
Hymmmmmnnn, (in low chanting voice)
Hymmmmmnnn, Fuuuuck himmmmmm!
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
Zulu Warrior
Ah lah zumba, zumba, zumba, ah lah zumba, zumba hey,
Ah lah zumba, zumba, zumba, ah lah zumba, zumba hey,
Drink it down you Zulu Warrior, Drink it down you Zulu Chief, Chief, Chief,.
A Frenchman Went to the Lavat’ry
(Melody: The Marseillaise)
A Frenchman went to the lavat’ry
For to have a jolly good shit, shit, shit
He sat there and pulled his trousers down
So that he could revel in it, it, it
But when he went to reach for the paper
He found that someone had been there
before
Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure!
Ou est le papier??
Finger in your beer
How would, you like, my finger in your ear
How would, you like, my finger in your beer
How would, you like, my finger in your rear
O, no, no, not fucking likely!
Not fucking likely! Not fucking likely!
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN
During the song stick finger in the places mentioned. On the line “not fucking likely” put beer above your head & dance in a circle
My One Skin
(Melody: My bonnie lies over the ocean)
My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three,
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin,
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me.
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